Facebook changed the way world interacted. It’s like a magic wand that keeps you in touch with you school buddies, office pals, parents and sometimes even your exes. Sitting in Chennai you can share your pics with your parents in Delhi.
And thanks to Facbook, the usage of internet on mobile has gone up by many notches. Most of us open our phones a hundred times in the day to check the notifications who likes our pics, who commented on whose status and who went where.
And thanks to Facbook, the usage of internet on mobile has gone up by many notches. Most of us open our phones a hundred times in the day to check the notifications who likes our pics, who commented on whose status and who went where.
Owing to India’s craze with IT czars, we’ll take a fancy trip to understand how things would be if Mark Zuckerberg was an Indian! Here is how things would have been -
1. He would have completed his BTech from IIT and planning to get into Google, Microsoft or preparing to appear for GMAT.
2. Facebook wouldn’t exist, Orkut and Myspace would have been ruling.
3. He would have been working in outsourcing company in India and fighting with his manager for onsite assignment.
4. He is getting his dream onsite assignments, but his girl friend parents force him to marry their daughther first, but before that he need to buy a flat in Bangalore and start calculating EMIs.
5. His mom would have fainted the moment he would drop his studies with dialogues as: “Yeh dekhne se pehle main mar kyon nahi gayi.” A flock of ladies from neighborhood would be consoling her.
6. He would have been wearing the classic horn rimmed frame instead of his trademark grin. IT guy without glasses? ‘Kuch jamta nahin hai’!
7. He would have dodged his hoodie and jeans for a pin striped shirt and crisp trouser. After all, who will hire you if you don’t dress “responsibly”.
8. His mom would have been trying get him hitched at cousin’s wedding. That would follow with wedding and kids eventually, and instead of writing codes he would have been writing nursery rhymes for his kids.
9. If at all he had thought of doing something like Facebook, he would have still been struggling finding a cofounder and a venture capitalist later.
10. With no Facebook atleast the productivity at IT companies would have increased manifold.
Source: IBN. ;)
hahahaahha lol :v
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